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Collection of Funny Driving Quotes and Car Memes

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Last Updated June 13, 2017

Ahh the joy of funny memes and quotes. Memes have a special place in my heart: a place of sarcasm, cynicism, and of course laughter.

Read and share these & laugh with others.

Hope you enjoy these Driving quotes and Car Memes ☺


1. The real Jurassic World now playing

Driving Quotes and Car Memes - Toy Dinosaur Prank

Best prank EVER!!

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2. Remember these days… So so naive we were

Wait a minute driving quote

Can we go back to these days? I could actually afford to eat out before gas literally guzzled all of my money away. Not surprising that this driving quote came from him.

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3. Optimus Prime how you toy with my emotions 

transformer truck meme

What kid wouldn’t believe that it is possible for this to happen. Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a true story, I swear.

4. Driving Quote from the man himself 

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“Little Bastard” has a point.

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5. How do you picture yourself when you drive? Chances are you probably look like the second picture in this Car Meme

Drive Ryan Gosling Mr Bean Meme

I don’t know about you, but Mr. Bean looks pretty fine driving his retro Mini — all grunty faced. The Drive trailer with Ryan Gosling could take some pointers from him and his driving skills.

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6. Roll up the window…Check! Lock the doors…Check! Turn on car alarm…Check! That’s everything, right?

Roof in Car Left Open - Driving Quotes and Car Memes

Just when you thought your Life Pro Skills were in check… Fail. At least the parking job is pretty stellar.

Meme from — Hilda Stevens in Fun Stuf

7. One word: Naskart

Nascar as Mario Kart Quote

Seriously I would pay to watch this go down. Better yet, I would pay more to be Mario in the race.
3…2…1… Here we go!
This list wouldn’t be complete without a driving quote about Mario Kart, come on.

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Driving Quotes and Car Memes

8. Oh Dwayne Johnson… When will you learn that you gotta catch’em all?

Rock Driving Meme

If The Rock collects Pokemon, then it’s cool, right?

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9. Crying in public in unacceptable in my opinion. Leave it for your mirror at home, or in this case…

Money Won't Buy Me Everything Driving Quote

Wise words from a French woman. A driving quote worth remembering next time you want to open those water gates on public transit.

Driving Quote and Car Memes from

My advise is to NOT continue reading this while driving. Disclaimer: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE ☺

10. This is the way my world ends. This is the way my world ends. Not with a bang, but with Modern Family. 

Modern Family Bad Navigator Meme

I think it is safe to say that we have all encountered something similar to this. If Cards Against Humanity used Memes — this would be a winner.

11. The Bostonian way of telling you to be safe while driving!

Highway signs with attitude

Be sure to sure to brush up on your dialect before driving on these highways! Just in case use this car meme as a quick reference.

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12. Dog driving Meme — Steer away! But I just want to hug him!

I have no idea what I am doing

Now if you see a cat driving meme. Beware. They have major road rage and  just cut you off.

SEE ALSO: No More Road Rage! 10 Quotes to Keep You Calm While Driving


13. I am a great driver — weather permitting that is

Driving in the rain

Way too many people would fail their driving tests if they had to do them in the rain…

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14. Results of people driving in the rain

Carpooling done wrong

Monday morning got the better of you, didn’t it?

15. We call this a biased perspective. But I think its justified


In other words, please sort your life out and learn to drive like a normal human being.

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16. Remember the saying, “If all your GPS told you to jump off the bridge, would you do it?”

GPS Says Turn Left Meme

Oh wait it wasn’t GPS, is was “friends”. Ah well, in our day and age technology is a very close companion to most people so I think we can consider it in our friend group. Maybe even categorize as “close friends” on Facebook? Just think of Siri or the movie Her.

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17. It is amazing how many people forget to pay attention while driving.

Look in front

The path you take in life, like driving, could be a into a ditch, if you’re not paying attention. WATCH THE ROAD!

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18. Forget the kids… What about MEEE!


Babies on board got nothing on adults. People seem to forget that adults are actually more fearful than babies. Not to mention we actually remember traumatic moments, like a car accident. So maybe  “Humans on board. We all want to live” is a better bumper sticker overall.

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19. Nothing slips back this car…

Funny car memes Banana car

I wonder if the driver ever gets hungry. Could you image seeing them actually eating a banana? Now that would be a sight!

Thanks for a good laugh!

20. This kid knows what’s up.

Do you Even Drift Car Meme


Looks like we might have the next Mario Andretti or Michael Schumacher on our hands here. Watch out!

Car Meme from

21.  It’s electric!

Why Prius' are good dancers car meme

When I saw this meme, I just had to the listen ti “Eletric Slide“. I don’t know about you, but I feel a little boogie woogie woogie.

Another great meme from Pinterest

22. It might of seemed like a good idea.

Lowered Cars Meme

But it really just makes your life a whole lot harder.

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24. This is what all car enthusiasts must decide.

Gas or Perfect Love

While we all want to believe that we’ll find that perfect love, there’s no guarantee. But unlimited gas? That just means that if things go awry… I can drive really far, far, away.

Another great driving meme from


And last but not least of the this list of driving quotes and car memes!

23. We’ve all thought it.

Smart Car With Not So Smart Driver meme

Someone just finally made a meme about it.

Keep ’em coming!

So there ya go. My collection of funny driving quotes and Car memes.

Driving can be a stressful thing for some, others it can be cause rage, so let’s just try to laugh it off when you see some of the obscene stunts that drivers attempt on the road. Don’t forget to share this with others! Thanks for reading. What do you think? Do you have any others that you think are hilarious?

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2 Comments on this post.
  • Jt Akers
    17 March 2017 at 12:58 pm
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    #11 is not southern dialect it is new england/boston dialect

    • Madi Strub
      20 March 2017 at 9:06 am
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      Thanks for letting us know!

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