Car Humor: 25 Funny Car Jokes, Bumper Stickers, and Car Puns

Who doesn’t love a dose of hilarious car humor?

Here are some of our favorite car jokes, puns and hilarious bumper stickers. Now, we admit that for those who are looking for NSFW car humor, we’ve kept it clean; but hope you enjoy a good laugh regardless.

Let’s all enjoy a good laugh (or many)!

 

While you may love your beater, if you can do this, you may want to consider upgrading:

Joke from Ford Muscle Forums)

 

It may also be worth upgrading if this kind of thing happens on a regular basis.

Hilarious Bumper sticker from Red Rock Decals

 

Football and cars don’t mix; here’s why:

Suggested on r/cars subreddit

 

For those who love a little bit of sarcasm to start their day.

Suggested by sleepingsysadmin on Reddit

 

#canttouchthis

Bumper sticker from Pro Cut Vinyl

 

We wouldn’t want to be in the car with this driver…

Another suggestion from sleepingsysadmin

 

Don’t we all feel like this on our Monday morning commute?

Bumper Sticker from Grassroots Motor Sports

 

Gotcha!

Bumper sticker from Sub5Zero

 

Okay, now here’s one for all the Dads.

Suggested by TunakTun633 on Reddit

 

For those who consider themselves racecar drivers.

Sticker from Tiki Hut

 

We all want to be adventurers but, let’s face it; there are

Joke from Ford Mustang Forums

 

You’d definitely get super-sized fries with this burger don’t you think?

Pun from Pungents

 

True story, folks.

Joke from One Line Fun

 

How rude!

Bumper Sticker from Bored Panda

 

Hey little fishies, that’s what self-driving cars are for!

Joke from One Line Fun

 

Every little bit counts when you’re eating fast food. At least you can use this towards your daily steps, right?

Joke from One Line Fun

 

We had to throw in a Kia joke. But we don’t judge, don’t worry.

Joke from Jalopnik

 

Sadly, this website doesn’t actually exist. We checked.

From Buzzfeed

 

Sorry, we had to…

Pun from Pungents

 

Apparently, a nine-year-old thought of this one. Dad-in-training right here.

Posted on Reddit

 

This bumper sticker is brought to your by all those who hate tailgaters.

Bumper stick from Pinterest

 

And another one…

Bumper sticker found on Bored Panda

 

Do you love car jokes and car puns?

Pun from Yahoo Answers

 

It must be the same for poles

Joke from Ford Muscle Forums

 

We were all babies at one point, right?

Sticker from Crave Online

 

If you have any more funny car jokes, bumper stickers or anything else along the lines of car humor, comment below!

SEE ALSO: Collection of Funny Driving Quotes and Car Memes!