Car Humor, Facts & Hacks

Car Humor: 25 Funny Car Jokes, Bumper Stickers, and Car Puns

Who doesn’t love a dose of hilarious car humor?

Here are some of our favorite car jokes, puns and hilarious bumper stickers. Now, we admit that for those who are looking for NSFW car humor, we’ve kept it clean; but hope you enjoy a good laugh regardless.

Let’s all enjoy a good laugh (or many)!


While you may love your beater, if you can do this, you may want to consider upgrading:

car humor joke

Joke from Ford Muscle Forums)


It may also be worth upgrading if this kind of thing happens on a regular basis.

bumper sticker funny

Hilarious Bumper sticker from Red Rock Decals


Football and cars don’t mix; here’s why:

funny car jokes

Suggested on r/cars subreddit


For those who love a little bit of sarcasm to start their day.

bad driver car humor

Suggested by sleepingsysadmin on Reddit



funny car bumper sticker

Bumper sticker from Pro Cut Vinyl


We wouldn’t want to be in the car with this driver…

bad driver car joke

Another suggestion from sleepingsysadmin


Don’t we all feel like this on our Monday morning commute?

Life Bumper Stickers

Bumper Sticker from Grassroots Motor Sports



hilarious bumper sticker

Bumper sticker from Sub5Zero


Okay, now here’s one for all the Dads.

car jokes

Suggested by TunakTun633 on Reddit


For those who consider themselves racecar drivers.

racing car humor

Sticker from Tiki Hut


We all want to be adventurers but, let’s face it; there are

lost car joke

Joke from Ford Mustang Forums


You’d definitely get super-sized fries with this burger don’t you think?

fast food jokes

Pun from Pungents


True story, folks.

why we own cars

Joke from One Line Fun


How rude!

funny bumper sticker

Bumper Sticker from Bored Panda


Hey little fishies, that’s what self-driving cars are for!

fish driving joke

Joke from One Line Fun


Every little bit counts when you’re eating fast food. At least you can use this towards your daily steps, right?

subway joke

Joke from One Line Fun


We had to throw in a Kia joke. But we don’t judge, don’t worry.

kia joke

Joke from Jalopnik


Sadly, this website doesn’t actually exist. We checked.

hilarious bumper sticker

From Buzzfeed


Sorry, we had to…

car sales man joke

Pun from Pungents


Apparently, a nine-year-old thought of this one. Dad-in-training right here.

kids jokes about cars

Posted on Reddit


This bumper sticker is brought to your by all those who hate tailgaters.

tailgating car jokes

Bumper stick from Pinterest


And another one…

funny car bumper sticker

Bumper sticker found on Bored Panda


Do you love car jokes and car puns?

puns about cars

Pun from Yahoo Answers


It must be the same for poles

driving jokes

Joke from Ford Muscle Forums


We were all babies at one point, right?

Baby on board with a twist bumper sticket

Sticker from Crave Online


If you have any more funny car jokes, bumper stickers or anything else along the lines of car humor, comment below!

SEE ALSO: Collection of Funny Driving Quotes and Car Memes!


3 Comments on this post.
  • Clint
    25 June 2018 at 7:19 pm
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    Talk at your own risk,
    Driver reads lips.

  • Cash My CAr
    29 January 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    That was really funny, specially the 9th one.

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